Friday, December 16, 2011

Halloween 2011


PLEASED AM I TO INITIATE YOU INTO OUR ENTERPRISING...COMPANY!

IT'S HOW YOU LOOK AT BUCCANEERS THAT MAKE THEM BAD OR GOOD,
AND I SEE US AS MEMBERS OF A NOBLE BROTHERHOOD. 

ON OCCASTION THERE MAY BE SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO EXEC UTE,
BUT WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT.
I COULD HAVE BEEN IN POLITICS, CUZ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG SPENDER...

SOME SAY THAT PIRATES STEAL AND SHOULD BE FEARED AND HATED,
I SAY WE'RE VICTIMS OF BAD PRESS THAT'S ALL EXAGGERATED.

WE'D NEVER STAB YOU IN THE BACK, WE'D NEVER LIE OR CHEAT,
WE'RE JUST ABOUT THE NICEST GUYS YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET!

JOIN US LAD! DONATE YOUR COMPASS TO THE TREASURE HUNT AND GET A FULL SHARE!

YO HO HO! IT'S ONE FOR ALL FOR ONE!
WE'RE GENTLEMEN OF FORTUNE AND THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE TO BE!

AND WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE...

YOU'LL BE HONEST BRAVE AND FREE, 

THE SOUL OF DECENCY!

YOU'LL BE HONEST AND FAIR AND ON THE SQUARE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE....
YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE BEST OF COMPANYYYYYYY!!!

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